Sunday, November 30, 2008

My Favorite Top 10 Stage Comedians


My Favorite Top 10 Stage Comedians. There are so many different styles of comedy and everyone has their own, at least the ones that stand out do. You have the standard monologists that stand with a microphone and use words to craft their humor, musical type acts that either use instruments or sing and have musical accompaniment, prop acts that use visual aids to make the crowds laugh and improvisational acts that do comedy off the cuff. They are all great in their respective ways and I will not begin to categorize each and every style here. I will simply go through many stage performing comics and state why they are my favorites and then try to put it in a Top 10 list. There may even be some on here that you never heard of....yet! But that doesn't mean that they aren't amazingly funny. It just means that they aren't a household name. There are thousands of great comedians out there performing all the time on the world stage that haven't been discovered yet and just because you are great, it does not preclude that you will be a star.

So here we go: Robin Williams is a terrific example of comedy that has no boundaries. High energy and uninhibited with a flair for the dramatic and with a good percentage of improvisation thrown in. Jerry Seinfeld is a monologist that uses very well crafted words and sentences in observations on topics that everyone can relate to. Nothing comes out of his mouth that isn't carefully thought out beforehand. Richard Pryor was one of a kind when it came to stand up. You never knew what he was going to say but you knew sure as hell that it was going to be delivered in his irreverent style and that you were gonna laugh your ass off! George Carlin is the best of both worlds. He is a monologist, a wordsmith and his facial expressions are to die for. He is very animated in his approach and you can't help but get caught up in the show. Brian Regan also fits the same style of monology with animated goofy facial expressions. His material is all very relatable and makes him one of the most enjoyable acts working the circuit today. Howie Mandel is one of the best ad-libers in the business today. His wit and likability is flawless and when he first appeared on the scene in the late 70's would sometimes work in props to add to the experience. The Amazing Jonathan, like Howie, uses the audience to make a 'no two shows the same' kind of atmosphere. He uses props as aids and sort of does magic in a unique way. Steven Wright has a classic style. He uses well thought out and creative observational humor and puts it all in a very deadpan and deliberate delivery with his very own slant on things. I remember working with Steve at the old Improv in NYC. He was about to go on and looked very introspective and I asked him if he was okay. He looked up and in his low key voice said, "I'm very hyper." He kills me. Bill Cosby is the classic storyteller. No one can deliver them like he does. The best thing is that no matter how long the story is, you never get bored listening to him tell it. Great style and many have been influenced by him over the years. Victor Borge was definitely a master musical comedian. He started as a classical pianist, who later evolved into a consumate comedian. Known as 'The Great Dane', he surely was and is terribly missed. Otto and George is a Triple X rated ventriloquist that is very dirty and hysterically funny. He is one of a kind and one act that I absolutely love to watch when I am off and can get to a show. He makes me hurt from laughter. You never know what Otto is going to make George say. Sam Kinison was a comedian with a very irreverent style as Pryor was.

You never knew what topic he was going to rant about but you knew he was going to attack it with full force. A great, loud and funny stage persona. Jay Leno is a fantastic monologist. Don't go by what you see on The Tonight Show either because that is written material that has to be put together quickly by a staff of writers all of the time. Go see his live show and you will see the real Jay Leno. Like Seinfeld, he uses carefully crafted words to construct a very visual image for the audience to imagine. Abbott & Costello were one of the best comedy teams of all time. As I mentioned in other articles, they had the unique ability to mix cerebral material and slapstick together as one and present it in one of the most enjoyable presentations you could ever see. Don Rickels is a great crowd working comedian that uses the audience for his humor.

He breaks down all stereotypes and barriers and makes people realize that in the end we are the same. And even though his stage persona may come across as insulting in a comedy way, you know that in his soul he is a sweet, genuine and a very nice man. He is all those things. Martin & Lewis were a great comedy team that mixed slapstick with music. Dean had a great, warm and loving personality on stage and Jerry was the hyper wild kid that might do just about anything for the laugh. They were the show to see in the 50's and well worth any price of admission. For my honorable mentions I would love to list Steve Martin, Jack Benny, Henny Youngman, Jim Carrey, Monty Python, Burns & Allen, Red Skelton, Bob Nelson, Eddie Murphy, Dom Irerra, Richard Jeni, Bob Hope, Pudgie, Buddy Hackett, Pat Cooper, Danny Kaye, Woody Allen, Mel Brooks & Carl Reiner, Jackie Mason, Jeff Dunham, The Great Ballantine, Lisa Lampanelli, Rosie O'Donnell, Senor Wences, Foster Brooks, George Wallace, Lewis Black, Bobby Collins, Burns & Schreiber, Phyllis Diller, Patti Rosborough, Greg Hahn, Alan Stephen, Dennis Blair, Carrot Top, Pee Wee Herman (Paul Reubens), Jackie Vernon, Charlie Callas, Larry David, Nick Di Paolo, Denis Leary and Allen & Rossi. So here we go: My Top 10 List Of Favorite Stage Comedians

1. Abbott & Costello

2. Martin & Lewis

3. Robin Williams

4. Otto & George

5. Richard Pryor

6. George Carlin

7. Bill Cosby

8. Howie Mandel

9. The Amazing Jonathan

10. Jerry Seinfeld, Jay Leno & Brian Regan (Tied for 10th) That's it for my Favorites List. Believe me, that was difficult for me to do. Being a comedian myself for so long it is obvious that I have been heavily influenced by the genre and there is just so many acts that I have loved to watch in my life. For me to mention them all would take entirely too long. If you have any favorites that I haven't mentioned, let me know because I might have forgotten a few myself. Once again, thanks for reading, from THE COMEDY TORNADO!! http://www.comedytornado.com

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Speed up slow PC - Squeeze every last drop of performance out of your XP


With faster machines cropping up almost daily, the life span of a midrange PC is a little more than two years of service. Physically, the computer you bought a few years ago is just as sound as any new piece of hardware. Ideally, it could probably last you a decade or two--as long as you didn't add any new software or surf the Net. Realistically, that's not likely to be the case. Instead of buying a new computer, optimize your present one. The following are 11 things that Chip Manufacturers and PC Retailers don't want you to know or how to perform. Following these advices will drastically increase your PC performance and help you regain your sanity while saving loads of money. And, if your PC is years old and can't afford to upgrade yet, you will be able to squeeze out some more juice out of the old thing!

1. Disable file indexing. This is a tiny service that uses a great deal of RAM and induces much disk thrashing. Your system instantly becomes more responsive. Here's how: First, doubleclick the My Computer icon. Then, right-click on the C: Drive, then hit Properties. Uncheck "Allow Indexing Service to index this disk for fast file searching." Next, apply changes to "C: subfolders and files," and click OK.

2. Zap the Windows Prefetch folder every week. Windows XP can "prefetch" portions of data and applications that are frequently loaded. This allows processes appear to start faster when requested the user. Over time, the prefetch folder overwhelms with references to files and applications no longer in use. Guess what happens? Windows XP wastes time and grinds to a halt by pre-loading obsolete data. It helps you gain some performance on your XP Professional to periodically empty the prefetch folder.

The prefetch folder resides on your local hard disk, under the Windows folder.
%systemroot%\prefetch
-or-
X:\windows\prefetch

Where X is the drive letter where you have Windows installed. Either path will get you to your local system. The second path is for those who have the default installation on the most commonly used drive letter, C:\

3. Optimise Display Settings. Windows XP can look sexy but displaying all the visual items can waste system resources. Kill unnecessary animations, and nix active desktop. Here's how to do it:
1) Go to Start
2) Click Settings
3) Click Control Panel
4) Click System
5) Click Advanced tab
6) In the Performance tab click Settings
7) Leave only the following ticked:
(1) Show shadows under menus
(2) Show shadows under mouse pointer
(3) Show translucent selection rectangle
(4) Use drop shadows for icons labels on the desktop
(5) Use visual styles on windows and buttons
Feel free to play around with the options offered here, as nothing you can change will alter the stability of the computer - only its responsiveness.

4. Remove the Desktop Picture Your desktop background consumes a fair amount of memory and can slow the loading time of your system. Removing it will improve performance.
1) Right click on Desktop and select Properties
2) Select the Desktop tab
3) In the Background window select None
4) Click Ok

5. Remove Fonts for Speed Zap extra fonts fonts installed on their computer. Fonts, especially TrueType fonts, use quite a bit of system resources. The more fonts they have, the more lethargic the system will become. Anything over 300 fonts tax the system and slow down load times- especially graphic apps. For optimal performance, trim your fonts down to just those that you need to use on a daily basis and fonts that applications may require.
1) Open Control Panel
2) Open Fonts folder
3) Move fonts you don't need to a temporary directory (e.g. C:\FONTBKUP?) just in case you need or want to bring a few of them back. The more fonts you uninstall, the more system resources you will gain.

6. Speedup Folder Browsing You may have noticed that everytime you open my computer to browse folders that there is a slight delay. This is because Windows XP automatically searches for network files and printers everytime you open Windows Explorer. To fix this and to increase browsing significantly:
1) Open My Computer
2) Click on Tools menu
3) Click on Folder Options
4) Click on the View tab.
5) Uncheck the Automatically search for network folders and printers check box
6) Click Apply
7) Click Ok
8) Reboot your computer
To prevent a single Windows Explorer window tanking up takes the rest of your OS down, you can launch separate folder windows in multi processes. Open My Computer, hit on Tools, then Folder Options. Click on the View tab. Scroll down to "Launch folder windows in a separate process," and enable this option.

7. Disable Performance Counters Windows XP has a performance monitor utility which monitors several areas of your PC's performance. These utilities take up system resources so disabling is a good idea. To disable:
1) download and install the Extensible Performance Counter List
2) Then select each counter in turn in the 'Extensible performance counters' window and clear the 'performance counters enabled' checkbox at the bottom button below

8. Optimise Your Pagefile Windows XP sizes the page file to about 1.5X the amount of actual physical memory by default. While this is good for systems with smaller amounts of memory (under 512MB) it is unlikely that a typical XP desktop system will ever need 1.5 X 512MB or more of virtual memory. If you have less than 512MB of memory, leave the page file at its default size. If you have 512MB or more, change the ratio to 1:1 page file size to physical memory size.
1) Right click on My Computer and select Properties
2) Select the Advanced tab
3) Under Performance choose the Settings button
4) Select the Advanced tab again and under Virtual Memory select Change
5) Highlight the drive containing your page file and make the initial Size of the file the same as the Maximum Size of the file.

9. Improve Memory Usage PC Washer improves the performance of your computer by optimizing the disk cache, memory and a number of other settings.

Once Installed:
1) Click the 'Tools' from the left menu
2) Select 'Memory Booster' in the tools list. A new window named 'PC Turbo Memory' will popup.
3) Click Defragment button in the new window.
4) Exit the program. That's all.

10. Disable unnecessary services Windows XP loads services you will never need. To determine which services you can disable for your client, visit the Black Viper site for ideal Windows XP configurations. Here are a few services I booted off to streamline my PC:
* Alerter
* Background Intelligent Transfer Service
* ClipBook
* Computer Browser
* Error Reporting Service
* Help and Support
* Indexing Service
* IPSEC Services
* Messenger
* NetMeeting Remote Desktop Sharing
* Network DDE
* Network DDE DSDM
* Performance Logs and Alerts
* Portable Media Serial Number
* QOS RSVP
* Help Session Manager
* Remote Registry
* Secondary Logon
* Server
* Smart Card
* Smart Card Helper
* SSDP Discovery Service
* System restore Service
* TCP/IP NetBIOS Helper
* Uninterruptible Power Supply
* Universal Plug and Play Device Host
* WebClient
* Windows time
* Wireless Zero Configuration
* WMI Performance Adapter

11. Disconnect USB devices you aren't using. When Windows starts, it must load all the drivers for the devices connected to your computer. If you have many devices connected to the USB ports, such as printers, scanners, cameras and hard drives that you don't use on a regular basis, disconnect them. You can reconnect them when you use them. Disconnecting them when they are not in use will allow Windows to load the drivers only when needed.

The above steps should help increase the performance of Windows XP as well as keep it running with more stability.

Duncan Kredion (author) is a software engineer focusing on system optimization area since 1999. To read more system optimization tips, please visit Windows XP & Vista Optimization Tips Archive .

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Favorite Acts Shows Updated

You might want to know the up coming live performances of your favorite singers and performers. Check this out!

Singer, actress and fashion designer Beyoncé Knowles will be having a tour for her second year as a solo performer. This pop and R&B icon will let you feel the "The Beyoncé Experience" in Anaheim on September 1 and in Los Angeles on the following night. The September 1 experience will be held at the Honda Center, which is owned by Honda EGR valve maker, Honda; and the Los Angeles experience will be held at the Staples Center. The opening spot will be soul man Robin Thicke. Tickets in Anaheim range from $59.75 to $125.75, while those for Los Angeles are from $69.50 to $129.50.

Third Day, MercyMe, Chris Tomlin, Kutless, Aaron Shust, Jessie Daniels, Falling Up, Red, Needtobreathe, Deas Vail, the Myriad, Jana Alayra, Rob Biagi and more will be featured in Fishfest 2007 in July 28. It will come to the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater in Irvine.

Aly & AJ will launch their third album entitled "Insomniatic" on July 10. In lieu of this, the teen pop duo will perform on July 12 at the Verizon Wireless Amphitheater in Irvine together with Corbin Bleu, Drake Bell and Bianca Ryan.

Ozzy Osbourne, Lamb of God, Static X, Lordi, Hatebreed, Behemoth, Nick Oliveri and the Mondo Generator and more will perform at the Ozzfest. There are several number of free tickets for this year's July 21 fest stop at Hyundai Pavilion in Devore. Aside from that, there are going to be some special packages for fest-goers but require cash dropping as well. Worth $300, the "Party Like A Rockstar" package includes a general admission ticket (if available), or a seat in the first few rows of the venue, access to the second stage VIP viewing platform and to a VIP area, a behind the scenes recall and an Ozzfest VIP host. Meanwhile, the "I'm Part of the Show" package is worth $666 that includes all those mentioned plus access to be on the stage during Ozzy Osbourne's performance. If you are interested on these packages, you can log in to Ozzfest's website.

Guster will be at the Pacific Amphitheatre in Costa Mesa on July 25. Tickets on the show of this alternative rock band will also be available on Saturday.

The Crowded House will be at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles on Aug. 28. For the performances of Pete Yorn and Liam Finn, ticket prices are at $32.50 to $55. Steve Miller Band will be at the Greek on October 6. Ticket prices are from $35 to $60.

Snow Patrol and Hot Hot Heat will also be at the Greek Theatre in Los Angeles on July 22 and 23. For $40, you can watch their shows.

The L.A. Jazz Festival featuring Rachelle Ferrell, Boney James, Brian Culbertson and Superstars of Jazz Fusion featuring Roy Akers will also be at the Greek on July 29. Ticket prices range from $45.75 to $87.75. They will go on sale on Friday at 10 in the morning.

The Stylistics, Chi Lites, Harold Melvin's Blue Notes, the Delphonics, Brenton Wood, and the Three Degrees will be featured in a 70's Soul Jam as Hot Summer Nights presents a night full of 70's spirit on July 21. Ticket prices are at $25 to $75.

Hot Summer Nights will also present Gipsy Kings on Aug. 24 and 25. Ticket prices range from $39.75 to $120.75. Benise will be presented on Oct. 21.

Rick Springfield will have a gig on Aug. 3 at the Gibson Amphitheatre at Universal City walk with John Waite.

Lisa Lampanelli will have a gig on August 18 at the Wiltern LG in Los Angeles.

The Bangles will perform at the House of Blues Sunset Strip in Hollywood on July 6 while Page McConnell will have a gig on July 7.

The Aggrolites will perform at the Galaxy Theatre in Santa Ana on June 6.

At the Coach House in San Juan Capistrano, Turn the Page will perform on August 3, Richie Furay on August 17, and Suzanne Vega on November 16.

Peter Bjorn & John, the Swedish singers behind the hit "Young Folks" have rescheduled their canceled night at the Fonda in Hollywood for July 31. On the same venue, gypsy punk band Gogol Bordello will play on August 28 and Rocco DeLuca and the Burden on July 6.

Black Light Burns, a Bavarian-rock band featuring former Nine Inch Nails guitarist Danny Lohner, Telefon Tel Aviv's Josh Eustis and drummer Josh Freese, will play at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles on June 8.

On the same venue, Klaxons will perform on July 10 while Shout Out Louds will have a gig on July 19.

Blonde Redhead will perform at the Glass House in Pomona on August 19.

Adema will play at the Vault 350 in Long Beach on June 27. On the same venue, Pink Floyd tribute band Which Ones Pink? will also play at the venue on Aug. 4.

So if you do not have any appointments on those dates get out and catch these shows. Ticket prices are available among the organizers or in the venues of the mentioned gigs.

Ally Wahlberg (writer) is a Computer Information Systems specialist. Ally leads an active lifestyle and he is a fan of extreme sports. He is also a car enthusiast and writing about his interests is one of his passions.

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How to Lose Excess Body Fat?


Excess fat accumulation can steal away your body attraction. The reason of excess fat may be many but the most common reason is the inactivity or lack of physical work. There are some methods that help you to lose excess body fat.

1. Add fruits and vegetables in your meal. This will fill your stomach and help you cut down on the calories you would take in from the other foods.

2. Don’t skip your breakfast. This will boost your metabolism and decrease your tendency to overeat later during the day.

3. Include snacks every 4 hours such as oranges, apples or green salads. Eat anything you like in small quantities just make sure you have something in your stomach at all times, you shouldn't feel hungry.

4. Fix your time of eating. Eating at irregular times may upset your whole diet. So, maintain a specific schedule and always stick to it.

5. Divide your plate into two parts - Three fourths of your plate should be filled with vegetables, grains, beans and fruits while the other quarter should be extra-lean meat or low-fat dairy products.

6. Drink plenty of water. One glass of water every hour would helps you eat lesser without making you feel hungry. Water also flushes out all the waste in your body and helps in digestion too. Drink atleast two to three litres of water daily.

7. Eat slowly and grind your food to pieces before swallowing it. Munch and chew every bite. Eating slowly will give you satisfaction from every bite.

8. Introduce a fat burner herbal supplement in your diet to help curb your appetite and give you more energy as an alternative to overeating.

Disclaimer: This article is not meant to provide health advice and is for general information only. Always seek the insights of a qualified health professional before embarking on any health program.

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Weight Loss Surgery in Idaho



We Idahoans take freedom seriously. Sadly, however, our freedom is being threatened by a disease – a disease that can limit our activities, our health, and our lives. That disease is obesity.

Obesity is the condition of being significantly above one’s healthy weight, and it is epidemic in our society. In the Gem State alone more than 60% of the population is overweight or obese. Our state spends over $227 million hard-earned tax dollars every year treating obesity and related illnesses. Obesity is the second leading cause of preventable death in the United States, and may lead to co-morbidities, which are other life-threatening conditions, like diabetes and heart disease.

Are you obese? It’s easy to find out. Healthy weight is calculated in terms of individual body mass index (BMI), and BMI is calculated by the following formula: weight in pounds x 703 / (height in inches)2

If you have a BMI of at least 25, you are considered overweight; if your BMI is 30 or above, you are considered obese. Many scientists and physicians believe that the obesity epidemic is the most serious health threat facing the population of our state. For the sake of ourselves and our children, Idaho must act to stop the obesity epidemic from spreading.

Obesity as a Disease

Obesity is not a character flaw. It is a disease, and one difficult to treat. Fad diets, exercise programs, and weight-loss shakes or pills only address the symptoms of obesity -- they are not treatments, and are certainly not the cure.

The cure for obesity is to establish healthy living habits for a lifetime. Some can do this by willpower alone. Others need a medically-supervised diet and program of counseling. And for those for who these methods are insufficient, another option exists: weight loss surgery.

The Surgical Option

For those with a BMI of 35 or higher and one or more co-morbidities, surgical weight loss – also known as bariatric surgery -- has been proven a lifesaver. It can also help those who are obese but have no co-morbidities to head off the consequences of obesity. The most widely-used procedure, La-band surgery, is performed laparoscopically under general anesthesia. and involves the implantation of a small inflatable band on the patient’s stomach. When inflated, this band creates a small pouch for ingested food; the patient feels full right away, and therefore eats less.

No Magic Wand

Weight loss surgery is not a magic wand that can make obesity disappear. Those who have the surgery but fail to heed postoperative instructions may regain any weight lost. Weight loss surgery is almost always irreversible, as well.

If you struggle with obesity and are thinking about having bariatric surgery, be sure to consult with your physician and a qualified bariatric surgeon regarding the risks and possible outcomes of the different procedures.

As part of a program of medical care, weight loss surgery can be a true lifesaver. But, recovery from obesity requires a lifelong commitment to healthy living to remain effective. We Idahoans should be ready to make that commitment if we want to preserve the health and freedom we enjoy.

About the author:
Weight loss surgery in Idaho is a growing trend, since more than 60% of the state population is overweight or obese. Visit online website for Bariatric Weight Loss Surgery

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The Sex Tips



The sex tips.
Spring is the time when everything renews itself; it's a time of new beginnings, feeling fresh and alive and a great time to make a conscious effort to renew the passion in your relationship.

Relationships go through cycles just as nature does and levels of passion will vacillate. In the early stages of love passion is a blazing inferno that can't be put out and doesn't require any work, but as the relationship progresses, passion will not stay alive without effort. And just as your garden or flowerbed need nurtured with love ,water and sunshine, your relationship needs nurtured as well.

If you want to have an incredible relationship, then you have to make things interesting in the bedroom. The problem is this is hard to do after spending years with a woman.

Any activity that is soul-satisfying is something that nurtures our soul, makes us feel whole, complete, satisfied, euphoric, deeply connected with the universe, God, or whatever your spiritual connections. So, soul-satisfying sex is sex that provides us with these wonderful feelings. Soul-satisfying sex can only occur with people we are connected to emotionally, intellectually, physically and spiritually. This includes our connections to ourselves.

If you are connected to your lover on all these levels then the more satisfying the sex will be. Sure we can have good sex with someone we are only attracted to on a physical level, but that is not fulfilling for us spiritually. It will only satisfy us physically and leave us empty emotionally and spiritually. We usually feel like we are missing something in our life and unfulfilled. The thing we are missing is deep connections to another person and soul satisfaction.

The deeper our connections with the person we are having sex with, the more exciting, satisfying and ecstatic our sex will be. You will experience sex that takes you to a higher level of consciousness and cements you to your lover. Not only will you have a physical orgasm, but you will have a body, mind and spirit orgasm, which is an orgasm like no other. You will experience total euphoria, complete bliss and heights of passion like you never experienced before. Penetration becomes a union of the souls. The ultimate spiritual high is achieved when engaging in soul-satisfying sex.

So, if you choose to engage in sexually activity, it is always important to use some form of protection. The following will outline some of the options available.

1. Communicate Communication with your lover is the most important factor for not only a satisfying sexual relationship but for a relationship in general. If you do not communicate with your partner you can't be satisfied.. Be an Unselfish Lover Be a selfless lover (meaning your goal is your pure desire to give your partner the pleasure they desire.) Don't take each other for granted, which is easy to do if you have been together for a while and will kill your passion.

3. Seek Variety As the saying goes Variety is the spice of Life, and boredom is one of the main causes of unfaithfulness.

4. Be Spontaneous and Adventurous Surprise your lover with something unusual and kinky. Yes Kinky! Be outrageous and adventurous. Show up at their work for lunch naked under your coat and flash them. Send them an invitation to a hotel for a hot night of sex.

5. Be Present in the Here and Now. Fully experience each touch, sensation, smell, movement, sound and taste while you are making love. Don't allow your mind to slip into thoughts about work, children or fixing dinner etc. Stay completely focused on your partner and your experience. Allow yourself to become totally immersed in the pleasurable sensations you are giving and receiving.

6. Know Your Own Body and Desires

Explore your own body and discover what you like and don't like. Find out what arouses you and makes you roar. Make love with yourself. You can really drive your lover wild by allowing them to watch you pleasure yourself.
Written by Rayster
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Friday, November 28, 2008

Choosing the Best anti-adware Software


Spyware and Adware had done better than viruses as a threat to the theft of user information and break down of computer performance. Once a malicious or unwanted program has invade your computer, they will take control of your computer and a non-stop commercial and advertising pop-up windows will automatically display in your PC.

Most adware programs are included in some music files or software that you download in internet sites. So, it can easily infect your computer unknowingly and starts to get all your private information. It will automatically install to your computer without your consent. All your actions and online activity will be monitored and all the information will be sent to the person or company in control of spyware.

Due to security reasons and ravages of spyware and adware, a large number of adware removal tools had come out. If you’re online, the possibility of getting infected with adware is high especially if you don’t use adware removal software.

Choosing the best adware removal tool will definitely give you the best security in terms of protection from malicious program such as adware. To avoid these from infecting your computer, you can download the Adware 6.0 from Lavasoft.

Adware 6.0, a product of Lavasoft had been the most popular downloaded anti-adware software because of its absolute protection against adware and spyware. Programs like Adware 6.0 from Lavasoft are developed to search your PC from any malicious program and be able to remove it. This software will always alert you every time there is an attempt of installation. So by downloading Adware 6, you’ll be able to protect your computer from the start and the risky programs would not infect your PC.

Adware 6.0 version of Lavasoft products has been designed specifically for the needs of private users who want to secure their own computer from malicious programs. This software will check your entire PC for malicious program and will alert you once it had detected an adware. This latest edition of adware will not just remove adware from your computer but also clean it to protect you from any new infiltration in the future.

Lavasoft develops various kinds of adware removing software that suits with the user’s requirements. You can get some of the products for free, while others are paid. If you downloaded the Lavasoft Adware free version, you can still upgrade it once an update is available. Some of the products of Lavasoft are Personal Edition of Lavasoft Adware , Lavasoft Adware 6.0, Lavasoft Adware 6.0 Plus and the Lavasoft Adware 6.0 Professional Edition. For your PC protection it is better if you use the Lavasoft Adware 6.0 Personal. It is not intended for business or corporate organizations but just for personal or home use.

Compared to other anti-adware software that is just capable of scanning adware, Lavasoft Adware 6.0 will provide you a high level of security that blocks adware from installing to your computer.

You can always download the Lavasoft Adware 6.0 PE directly from sites offering this product. It’s just simple to install and you don’t need to restart your PC.

Start detecting and cleaning your computer by scanning your hard drive once you’re done with the installation. It is also recommended that you regularly update your software to shield your computer from new threats.

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Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Malware: What is Malware?


The term "malware" is an amalgamation of the words "malicious" and "software". When it comes down to it, the term "malware" actually gets its definition from the intent of the creator and not from the function of the software itself. This is because a piece of software cannot be termed "malicious" unless it is used for malicious purposes. As we all know, the purpose of a tool such as software depends on the creator.

Here are some types of malware that you should be aware of:

1) Infectious – This type of malware is composed mainly of computer viruses and worms. These are the most commonly known types of malware. In fact, the word "virus" today is more often used today to indicate a computer virus than an actual physiological virus. Viruses differ from worms in their operation and distribution.

A "virus" used to be spread via the use of floppy disks. A virus would copy itself into an executable file and would be run whenever a certain program is activated or a certain disk is opened.

The concept of a computer worm was introduced when the internet was first used to infect systems with malware. This type of malware would scan different networks for any vulnerable systems and then copy itself to those systems. From its new base, the worm would then begin a new process of scanning and copying.

Although these two terms used to have very distinct meanings and uses, they are now actually used interchangeably to indicate any type of infectious malware.

2) Concealers – generally, this type of malware is used to hide any type of activity within a user's system. There are various types of concealers, such as:

a) Trojan Horses – serving the same purpose as its mythical counterpart, today's Trojan horse may have different appearances. Some Trojan horses take the form of utilities. His appearance encourages a person to make use of them and make improvements on their system. When the unwitting user downloads the program, this then opens a door for other types of software and malware to be introduced into an end-user's system.

Trojan horses are often used by creators of viruses in order to cause a massive computer virus outbreak. By introducing a virus into one network via a Trojan horse, the creator ensures the spread of that virus to other networks.

b) Backdoors – this type of malware creates an alternative pathway or route inside your system. It is used by hackers to create an alternative pathway into a computer. This helps them avoid any sort of security systems that people nowadays place inside their computers. Once inside a system, the hackers will then be able to do anything they want.

3) Profit malware – some forms of malware are created by companies who wish to increase their profits. This type of malware often comes in the form of a dialer. A dialer is a type of malware which messes with your internet connection. Dialers reroute your net connection through an expensive phone line thus, increasing the bills that you have to pay. An unwitting person who has his or her system infected with this type of spyware is forced to pay a huge amount of cash for a service that he or she definitely does not need. Being infected with this type of malware is just like flushing your wallet down the toilet.

-MFA CORP@Adware and Spyware
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Tuesday, November 18, 2008

Job Search Tips

If you’re not sure what to do, here’s a list that might help.

1. Know thyself.

Identify what really interest and excites you. Understand that these traits define you and use it to explore career choices and opportunities.

2. Take a career assessment test.

There are a lot of career assessment tests available online. Find the time to take one. The test gives you a lot of insights about your core competencies and work preferences.

3. Ask others.

It’s actually quite difficult to see yourself as others do. It would be to your advantage to ask friends and family on your traits and skills. Your co-workers are also a good source of information. Knowing how they perceive you, what they like and don’t like about you and what skills or traits need to be changed can be helpful in determining your professional profile.

4. What moves you?

Would you be more interested in status or a six figure salary? Do you want to make a difference in your community and the world or just on your company’s net worth?

5. Take charge.

In the ‘80s, when you worked for a large company, you usually could conclude that you would be working there for your entire career. In those days, the corporation drove your career path, advancing as it saw fit.

At the turn of the century, times have changed. In the span of your career, you would probably work for at least five companies. In most cases, you will probably work for more than five. Know which career track you desire, and make sure that track brings you to where you wish to go.

6. Determine the company fit.

With the current emphasis on streamlined and productivity-focused companies, the cultural and company fit are just as important as the professional goals. Consider the values and principles of the company and compare them with your own. It is important that you feel comfortable and fit in with company.

7. Free your mind.

The career path you choose is about change and more change. It includes expansion and new opportunities. All of these changes require a desire to journey and discover.

8. Balance is the key.

A huge amount of time is devoted to your career when you are in your 20s and 30s. When you reach your 40s, your personal life might take precedence and maybe more important to you. Find a corporation that will provide you with a balance in your work and your life.

9. Don’t hang around.

If you’re not satisfied with the way your career is going, go do something. Always be in control of your career path to have a satisfying career.

-MFA CORP@Job Serch
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All About the Clarity of Diamonds


Clarity is an important aspect of a diamond, and it is important to know how to grade the clarity of a diamond before you buy one. It is actually quite easy to learn how to grade the clarity of a diamond. There are basically two things that you must understand: Diamonds with visual inclusions and blemishes, and those that are ‘eye clean’ meaning that there
are no inclusions or blemishes that can be seen with the naked eye. From there, the clarity of a diamond is further broken down
into subcategories.

Many people mistakenly think that diamond clarity refers to how clear it is. This isn’t so. Clarity actually refers to the internal and external imperfections of the diamond. The best diamonds, of course get a grade of FL or IF – Flawless or Internally Flawless – meaning that it is perfect. A grade of I-1, I-2 or I-3 means that the diamond is imperfect, with a grade of I-3 being the worst.

Other grades are VVS1 and VVS2, which means that the diamond is very, very slightly imperfect; VS1 and VS2, meaning the diamond is very slightly imperfect; SI-1 and SI-2, which means that the diamond is slightly imperfect.

-MFA CORP@Diamonds
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Searching for an Accounting Job


Accounting graduates, have broader choices and specific paths to follow with their careers. Accounting requires a lot of skills when it comes to business and that is why every company has an employee that is an accounting graduate. If you are an accounting graduate, you can apply in any kind of firm. Areas may include tax, audit, financial analysis and management accounting.

It is best that you apply for a job that matches your interests and expertise. There are careers that have been proven by most accounting graduates to bring them to the top of the success ladder and you may want to consider entering these fields.

If you are an accounting graduate who excel in public accounting, the entry-level positions that best fit this skill are Tax Staff, Consulting/ Management Services and Staff Auditor. With these positions you will do your duties reporting to a senior. Once you have acquired three to six years of experience in any of these positions, you may then want to consider applying for the higher levels like Tax Senior, Senior Auditor, and Consulting Senior where the position entails reporting directly to a Manager. After six years of excelling with these potions, then you may consider the positions Partner level and Senior Partner.

Having an edge with corporate accounting, one to three years of experience will qualify you to become a staff member in Internal Audit, Tax Accounting, Management, and Financial Accounting. Moving up the higher lever after three to six years, you will be eligible for the Senior Level for Internal Audit, Tax Accounting and Management Accounting. Six years thereafter, you may want to consider aiming for the positions like the Tax Manager, Internal Audit Manager and Financial Accounting Manager.

Expertise in Financial Management, Staff for Financial Planning, Cash Management, and Credit Analysis are options for entry-level positions. Once you have gained the enough experience, you may aim for the Treasury Operations, Credit Analysis and Senior Financial Planning. Higher positions will include Treasurer, Manager for Credit Analysis and Financial Planning.

These career options are traditional paths that were found to fit best for accounting graduates. However, it does not mean that they are the only way to climb up the success ladder. You should go beyond not just limit your skills to accounting. It is still recommended that you gain enough work experience, acquire knowledge in different aspects of education, and continue to improve your character to be a step ahead with other job seekers.

-MFA CORP@Job Search
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008

Start an Art Collectible Hobby and Beautify Your Home

Collecting is a fun hobby, and one of the most interesting things to collect are art collectibles. Many different items can be painted with artwork and become an art collectible. Hobby enthusiasts collect such things as saw blades, and wooden eggs which have had artwork painted on. People even collect designer rugs as art. Another art collectible hobby is collecting limited edition plates, thimbles, Christmas ornaments, and figurines produced by such companies as Bradford Exchange. And of course, many people collect fine art paintings.

The person with an art collectible hobby will probably find his or her own favorite artists whose works they appreciate. They can choose to focus on one particular artist, either past or present, or they can choose from the works of many artists. On the other hand, they may collect art and art objects around a theme they enjoy, such as cigars, wild animals, or piano music.

One may think of an art collector as a rich person who has the money to spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on an original Van Gogh. A person of more modest means can collect art too, however. Post cards are a good place to start. Most art museum gift shops offer high quality, glossy postcards printed with some of their more notable acquisitions. By buying those cards one really appreciates, anyone can have an art collection.

Ebay is a good source of art collectibles whatever type of art or collectible you fancy. In fact, if you are just starting out, the choices and options can be overwhelming! Just remember that you can sell your own belongings as well as buying those of others. This should make the impact on the budget a little less powerful. Other ideas for inexpensively collecting art collectibles are scouring flea markets, thrift shops, and garage sales. You never know what treasure someone else may be getting rid of.

One nice thing about art collectibles is that artists can be found in every part of the world. The art collector should scout the local art shows, museums, and artist's hangouts to find out just what sort of talent can be had less expensively and close to home. Because of the local flavor of some artwork, art collectibles make good travel souvenirs. For instance, the artist Linda Barnicott specializes in paintings of scenes, buildings, and landmarks found around Pittsburg, Pennsylvania. Similarly, collectors can find local artist almost everywhere.

An art collectible hobby will keep you interested in life and give you a home filled with art masterpieces as well. If you enjoy pretty and interesting things around you, consider starting an art collectible hobby today.

-MFA Corp@hobbies
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About Diamond Weights


Diamonds are measured in Carat Weight.
One carat weighs 200 milligrams. If a
diamond is referred to as four grains, this
also means that it is a one carat diamond.
The word Carat comes from the word carob.
A carob is a bean that grows on a tree in the
Mediterranean. In times past, if a diamond
weighed the same as a carob bean, it was
one carob, or one carat.


However, in the far east, where Carob trees
do not grow, rice was used to measure the
weight of a diamond. If a diamond weighed
as much as four grains of rice, it was four
grains – or one carat as we know it to be
now. The majority of diamond purchases
are for diamonds that are 1/3 of a carat.

Beware when shopping for diamonds that
are already set or mounted. If more than one
diamond is used in the piece, the tag on the
jewelry will give the CTW or Carat Total
Weight – it does not tell you the carat weight
of each stone in the piece. You need to ask
the jeweler for the total carat weight of the
largest diamond in the piece to truly
understand what you are buying.

-MFA CORP@Diamonds
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008

The best 2006 sports cars


Sports cars are fascinating vehicles. Their features make them stand out among other car types. But there still is competition among sports cars. It is fascinating to talk about these sports cars and why they stand out above their contemporaries.

Here are some of the 2006 vehicles that made the list of best sports car and the qualities that made them above average.


- Audi A3 2.0T

This car goes beyond the beauty of its exterior. Car enthusiasts appreciate the car's responsiveness and agility.

Audi A3 2.0T comes with an intercooled, turbo charged engine with 2.0 liter capacity and 16 valves. The car promises to deliver power up to 197 mph at 5100 rpm.

Other features include a six speed manual transmission, front-wheel type of driveline, 101.5 in. wheelbase and curb weight of 3300 - 3350 lbs.

- Chevrolet Corvette

The car's V-8 engine (7.0 liter) with 16 valves allows for greater speed, and because the car is lighter than regular cars, the Chevrolet Corvette is capable of accelerating up to 125 mph in 12 seconds within one-fourth of a mile.

The car's braking system is impressive. The car's reflex is also astounding.

The car comes with the following specifications: rear-wheel type of driveline, and curb weight within 3100 - 3300 lbs.

-Honda Accord

The car comes with its fresh look: revised interiors, rear and front styling, and better sound-minimizing capability.

Honda Accord still boasts of its qualities such as high value for resale, excellent construction and reliability.

V6 Accords are equipped with a new stable system and improved suspension.

This car also has the following specifications: front- wheel type of driveline, 3100 to 3600 lbs. curb weight, up to 107.9 in. wheelbase and 5 or 6 speed manual transmission.

- Porsche Boxster

The Porsche Boxster speaks well about its balance. Pair this quality with an increase in power delivered by its 24-valve DOHC engine with 2.7 liters capacity.

The braking system is as remarkable as is the car's over-all aggressive appeal.

Other features of the car include:

A rear-wheel type of driveline, 95.1 in. wheelbase, and curb weight within 2900 -3100 lbs.

Truly, sports cars did evolve and they will continue to evolve as long as there is competition. Car enthusiasts can expect more remarkable features in sports cars as years go by.

-MFA Corp@automotive
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Duh, It’s A Car Stereo!

Pretty self-explanatory isn’t it? It’s a stereo system in a car, you say. Whoa, hold your horses, it’s not that simple. Although some people like to put home stereos in their cars and vans (out of dire need for some sounds), sometimes it just doesn’t work. Yeah, maybe before it could’ve worked just fine, all you needed was radio and a cassette player (or 8 tracks, for the inner dinosaur in you) so sure, lug those big box speakers into the back seat and you’ll be blaring down the highway. But nowadays there are things like cd players and mp3 players and your popup LCD panels and all that techie knickknack you’d think they’d like to build a home theater system right smack on the console of your van. If you don’t know anything about these things but would like to have some sounds in your car anyway, here are some things to know about a car stereo.

As mentioned above, at first units and speakers from home audio systems and professional markets were just simply installed into vehicles. However, they were not well suited to the extremes of temperature and vibration which are a normal part of the environment of an automobile. Car stereo enthusiasts were not satisfied with the sound quality of regular car sound systems, and with the advent of the CD player, they really had to start modifying some of these home stereos in order to work well in a car environment and voila!, now we have the modern car stereo.

If you have a new car, first hand bought, say from about 90 to present, chances are you already have a “factory” car stereo in your car. It means the car manufacturer already included a car stereo system in your car, unless specified in the car model but most often this is the case. Some car manufacturers make their own car stereos, like BMW which includes a pretty decent car stereo package head unit and speakers. It is a standard which comes with all their cars (which isn’t surprising considering that BMW is included in the league of “luxury car manufacturers”). Or like Mercedes Benz or Volkswagen, they use car stereo systems from a German audio manufacturer called Blaupunkt.

A standard car stereo (also called a head unit) usually includes an auto-reverse tape deck, a cd player and sometimes the optional changer – a device which automatically changes the cd in play. On newer car models, the car stereo can also play mp3s and other digital audo file types like WMA and AAC, whether on a cd or a memory device which can be hooked up to the head unit.

The car stereo head unit is connected to several speakers. Older car models usually just had one speaker mounted underneath the dashboard, pointing through perforations towards the front windshield. The standard for car stereo nowadays is a pair of “tweeters” (used to bring out high treble) on the driver side/front passenger side dashboard, a pair of normal “mid” speakers on both doors, sometimes even the backseat passeger doors if it’s a large car and larger speakers capable of bringing out low ends at the back protion of the backseats.

Your car stereo is probably ok as it is, as car manufacturers ensure that the audio products that come with their cars can handle most dirver’s listening demands. But if you think that what you have isn’t enough, you can always CUSTOMIZE.

-MFA Corp@automotives
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Saturday, September 13, 2008

The Beauty that Sports Cars Possess


Cars, in general, possess both form and function. The designers did not compromise aesthetics with performance.

However, there is something about sports cars that make them stand out when it comes to beauty. And we are not talking about external features only.

There is more to physical features like, sleekness of the car, that determine its beauty.

Here are some of the characteristics that endear sports cars to car enthusiasts.

- Sports cars have attitude at first glance.

Sports cars speak the attitude that they possess. They are not like mere cars whose presence can be ignored. They captivate the eyes of those who see them. They imply that thrill and enjoyment van be expected when their hands are those that control the wheel.

Sports cars stand above other cars, that are seen very day, primarily because the designs imply what they are capable of doing. A sleek look really matches a car with sleek activities.

- Sports cars possess greater power.

Their power comes from their more powerful engines and has other specifications than other the cars have. A sports car can do more than ordinary tasks because of the features that only they possess.

- Sports cars are made for driving pleasure.

Ordinary cars make driving monotonous and boring, while on the other hand, sports cars primarily aim to give the drivers a "high" feeling of speed and control. Only sports cars can provide that need for drivers who seek adventure.

Sports cars bring the thrill back to driving. They express what other cars can not. Sports cars are not designed just for practicality, but for pleasure too.

- Sports cars are made for drivers who enjoy their ‘wild side’.

Drivers do have the need to express this ‘wild side’. Sports cars make any road a venue to satisfy those needs. Only sports cars can match the “wildness" that drivers innately have. For that reason, sports cars perfectly compliment the child in every driver.

- Sports cars have evolved and improved through the years.

Drivers appreciate the improvements that have been made to sports cars. You could say that sports car technology has infinite possibilities. The stereotypes of sports cars have long been debunked. Those limits have been crossed. The only thing that car enthusiasts can do is to watch as these improvements unfold before their very eyes.

- Sports cars make their owners feel good about themselves.

Sports cars are lifeless. They cannot feel proud because they are beautiful, but their owners take pride in having them.

With all these things said about the intrinsic and extrinsic beauty that sports cars possess, only a person who does not appreciate their beauty and/or speed will not opt to get one.

UNDERWATER DIGITAL CAMERA: CAPTURING MOMENTS UNDERWATER

UNDERWATER DIGITAL CAMERA: CAPTURING MOMENTS UNDERWATER

Memories are created just about anywhere. And when I say anywhere, I mean that memories are even created underwater – so the creation of underwater digital camera.

An underwater digital camera is not just used to capture underwater memories; some professional marine photographers also use underwater digital cameras in their business. Even marine biologists and scientists use underwater digital cameras to capture marine life and thus be able to study the life and properties of the marine life. But I think it is safe to assume that you, my reader, are neither a marine scientist nor a professional photographer. Like me, you are just some photo junkie who wants to capture underwater moments and just cant figure out how without ruining your cameras.

Please listen to me when I say that even waterproof cameras cannot withstand underwater photography. To be waterproof is to resist the water in certain levels, submerging in under the water to get the perfect shot is like throwing it out of the window expecting a pick-up truck to pass by and run over it.

Now if you’re really serious about using an underwater digital camera to capture those wacky and funny moments underwater, I suggest that you buy specialty cameras.

There are rarely underwater digital cameras, as cameras are electronic and cannot withstand water and water pressure. The closest electronics has ever got to producing underwater digital cameras are producing underwater casings for digital cameras. These casing will turn your conventional digital camera into an underwater digital camera.

If you are shooting with your underwater digital camera, you need to take note of a few things to help you come up with the best images underwater.

Remember that as you farther under water, light diffuses. This means that your underwater digital camera will produce images darker than those images you took while on land – this is because of the light diffusion the red spectrum seems darker. To avoid this, use white balance come up with natural colors. Also, pictures taken underwater will come up larger than pictures taken on land with the same zoom effect. Be sure to check your underwater digital camera’s viewfinder to check the right picture angle and size that you want.

An underwater digital camera with its built-in flash will produce marine show phenomenon. It is a phenomenon wherein your pictures come out as blurry and with white particles floating above it, to avoid this phenomenon it is advisable to use external flash for your underwater digital camera.

Before using your underwater digital camera, submerge the camera in the water first for several seconds then check if there are leaks through the case. Make sure that no grain of sand or piece of hair is stuck in between the seal to make sure that water will not permeate the case and thus wet your camera in the process. It is also advisable to put silica gel or two inside the case of your underwater digital camera as long as they don’t disturb the camera’s operation. (Silica gel will keep the moisture from forming inside your camera case.)

Most underwater digital cameras come with optional lenses. Don’t be afraid to add these lenses to your underwater digital camera kit. Macro lenses will help you capture small things without getting too close and startling your subject.

Also, remember to always wash of salt when you’ve used it under salt water. If the salts are not washed off, in time they will crystallize; act as sands and cause leaks for your camera case. In cases when sands seem to get into the case, they are better washed off with streams of water.

Check out Sony, Nikon and Canon’s website for available underwater cases for your digital cameras.

-MFA@technology

Friday, September 12, 2008

Adware: The Underlying Truth Revealed

You are right when you think of the numerous advertisements scattered all over the internet as you hear the term adware. The technical professionals are very much familiar with the term adware. For the basics, adware stands for advertising-supported software. The adware downloads, displays, or plays all possible advertising materials in an automatic manner even though some other software applications are running or are being used. Adware is a type of software that is mixed up with a software or another program. The programmer is typically the one who makes use of adware primarily because he is working on the advertisement campaign and is obviously making profits with it. The income he gets more than enough motivate him to write more advertisements, activate the software program, and as well as upgrade and continuously maintain it.

In more ways than one, the adware may in fact work as a spyware on the loose. Needless to say, when adware is installed on one computer, it launches its tracking activity. That is why, when another user lays his hands on that particular computer, his activities get watched as well as his personal details are tracked, hacked, distributed, and sold to a third party without his consent or knowledge. At some point, adware also forces the user to pay a visit to certain websites as they just pop out of the blue therefore interfering with the user’s activity. Adware in this manner works as a spyware in a sense that the information regarding the user is sent to an ad-serving firm.

Among the popular adwares there are today are the 123 Messenger, 180 Solutions that include 180SearchAssistant and Zango, Bonzi Buddy, BlockChecker, ClipGenie, Comet Cursor, Cydoor, Direct Revenue, Ebates MoneyMaker, Gator, PornDigger, WinFixer, Hotbar, ErrorSafe, Smiley Central, StumbleUpon, WeatherBug, and WhenU. There is hence a number of adware removal software which can be used to help the users protect themselves from the onslaught of these adware programs. When they are used, they block the utmost presentation of the advertisements and they likewise eliminate from the system the spyware modules present therein.

Adware is a form of spam that automatically lets advertisements pop out of nowhere. The advertising ads may involve websites or products which you will be forced to view even if you really do not want to pay attention to it. Thus, your task is interrupted and you get annoyed too. Adware also takes away your privacy. Furthermore, you must protect yourself against the adware attack on your identity. The old age antivirus programs are unable to detect and prevent these adware programs. So do not be confident with the thought that your computer has an existing anti-virus and anti spyware software program installed in it. You are not safe actually!

What you need is an adware removal software because it works like the police as it detects and eliminates the culprit out of your computer network system. You must always safeguard your files and yourself. You need something of an upgraded software whose specialty is on the elimination of adware. Lots of such products have come available in the market. The internet itself has various websites that offer these adware removal products. You just need to be cautious enough when dealing with the company from where you will purchase your adware removal product.

Saturday, September 6, 2008

Gardening: Teak - a Touch of the Exotic in your Home & Garden.


It's a hot summer day. The sun is shining on your outdoor table, where a glass of orange juice is awaiting you. Your feet touch the soft grass and, right before reaching the place of relax, would love to step on a pleasant wooden surface, anticipating the delight of the fresh drink.

Or maybe it's winter, and outside it's cold and wet. You'd like to have some surface to walk on without mudding your shoes. Then, you think of what you might need...

In all these cases, and many more, teak is the right answer. Grey and green are no longer going to be the two predominant colours of your living space. Thanks to teak, the famous South-East Asia wood, golden, dark-brown and even reddish shades of colour will enrich the "palette" of your home's atmospheres.

Would you like to feel like you had parquet in your own garden? Think of modular decking systems. Teak, in fact, is a new solution for many Irish houses: a variety of timber that will give you the unique opportunity to create warm and welcoming environments, where to spend pleasant moments with your family and friends.

Ideal for offering a soft and relaxing decking for your patios, porches and balconies, teak also allows you to create a charming variation to more traditional tiles, and to add an exotic touch to your place. It suggests an ideal transition from your home to the surrounding green, so as to break all boundaries between the indoor and the outdoor of your house.

Traditionally used for garden furniture, teak is an excellent flooring and decking option, because it can excellently withstand the sudden changes of weather. It's very resistant and never splits, cracks or warps. Moreover, it doesn't cause rust when it is in contact with metal. You won't have problems with termites, either, as they cannot attack it.

Miroslaw Moroz (author) is director and owner of Teakodeck. He has been involved in modular teak decking system distribution, sales and promotion.

MFA CORP@hobbies

New Generation Batteries for Portable Devices

Electronic products are an integrated part of modern lifestyle. People use various kinds of electronic products in their daily life to perform different kind of tasks. They cannot imagine their life without set of required electronic products. Earlier the use were limited to stable devices like computers, television and music players, but these days they have become more essential and efficient for several day-to-day tasks.

Recent advancements in communication and entertainment industry has given birth to several portable electronic devices like Laptops, Mobiles, PDA's, music and video players and their supplementary like mobile chargers, laptop chargers and different kind of batteries to run those portable devices. With in crease in average timing of using these products, the need for efficient batteries and portable chargers has come into people's mind. In order to use them for long duration, several new generation batteries were developed promising extra running life and quick recharge capabilities. Some battery manufacturers have launched eco-friendly batteries in order to protect environment.

The recent development in this area is, ready to use low self-discharge rechargeable batteries. This new innovative product is shipped fully charged from the factory, this new technology offer to the end user the benefits of an alkaline cell with the re-usability of a rechargeable battery. Eco friendly batteries have several advantages, like shelf life performance of these new batteries. After 1-year storage, the battery retains 85 percent of capacity compared to a typical rechargeable battery that loses 2 percent per day. With the go-eco maintaining 85% after a year, this has enormous environmental benefits, as it virtually eliminates the need for disposable batteries.

The key benefits of such products are: 1. Very low self-discharge, which means the end user can charge them, then store them until needed, great for emergency use. 2. Generally, you have to charge every new battery completely before first use. However, that problem is no longer after introduction of latest set of pre-charged batteries. The batteries are pre-charged, so ready to use out of the packaging. 3. Environmentally friendly

Due to the advantages being provided by these new generation pre-charged and eco friendly batteries, people now prefer using these batteries with their portable devices.

For More Information Visit :- http://www.battech.co.uk/

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Owning Real Estate in Puerto Vallarta


Imagine the joys of a summer home that makes you money whenever you are not staying in it. This kind of place would be beautiful to visit, comfortable and easy to live in, and ready for you whenever you want because it would be yours. A timeshare cannot offer you all of that no matter how desirable the location, since it can be difficult to get the time slots that you want and even harder during peak vacation time. A timeshare cannot give you everything you need to have the perfect getaway whenever you want, but a condo in a place like Puerto Vallarta, Mexico can.

Puerto Vallarta is one of the most incredible real estate location in Mexico. Invest in Mexico and you can retire to your beachfront condo whenever you wish to enjoy days filled with sun, sand, golfing, fishing, and anything else you could desire from a tropical paradise. Your oceanfront condominium will be waiting for your return whenever you are away, and you will surely wish to retire to Puerto Vallarta's idyllic setting after spending vacation after vacation in sunny bliss.

Owning real estate in Puerto Vallarta can also be a greatly profitable adventure. The typical American has only two to four weeks of vacation time per year, and for the other forty eight weeks, your vacation property would normally sit empty, awaiting you. To keep your property on the Pacific Ocean working for you, hire a local property management company to keep your place looking fresh and lovely and rent your condo out as a vacation rental to others looking to enjoy the wonders of Puerto Vallarta.

Real estate in Puerto Vallarta is a flourishing business because of the high profitability and constantly increasing prices of the local properties. Even just a couple of years of property ownership could translate into big money for interested investors, and getting a great vacation home that pays for itself is no small benefit either. You may become so enamored with your property in Puerto Vallarta that you will not be willing to sell it!

Owning real estate in Puerto Vallarta means living in the lap of luxury. You can enjoy a tropical paradise on the Pacific Ocean and never worry about a thing. The beautiful and luxurious condominiums and other properties in this city are made for the comfort and delight of their residents, even short term residents like yourself. Glance out the window of your Puerto Vallarta condo and watch the dolphins play in the Pacific Ocean. Enjoy sunshine on the beach or adventures beneath the waves, and fall in love with this incredible location.

Prices on properties in Puerto Vallarta seem to rise by the day, so now is the time to do your due diligence and learn more about investing in Mexico. Your investment property may be just waiting for you in sunny Mexico, but it won't wait forever. The time has come for you to make the smart move that you have been dreaming of and invest in Mexico.

Investing in a condominium in Puerto Vallarta could be a smart investment choice for those who are looking to invest in Mexico. You will have a vacation home to enjoy that practically pays for itself, you will be able to enjoy the beautiful Pacific Ocean on your future vacations, and you could potentially be able to resell the condo for a great profit if you don't decide to retire to Mexico entirely. With all of these incredible benefits, what could be better?

Real Estate in the US maybe cooling, but real estate opportunities are heating up in Puerto Vallarta. Puerto Vallarta is a destination that likely going to be a hot bed for real estate development for years to come. Visit http://www.PrimePuertoVallartaRealEstate.com and subscribe to get information on how to purchase condos in Puerto Vallarta Mexico.

-MFA CORP@lifestyle

Friday, September 5, 2008

Camping and Tent Tips

LOCATION

Avoid camping in low places--Air flow gets stagnant and typically moisture settles more. Also, if it rains whilst your tent is up, there's a greater chance of water collecting when you're camped in a low lying area. Lastly, position your tent so that your head is uphill wherever you camp (seeing as most locations are rarely ever flat).

Ventilation--It's better to face the tail of your tent into prevailing winds. This will maximize air flow. Scrutinize the area--Check the area for sharp objects that may damage your tent before setting up camp.

Set Up-- Once your tent is set up, if you notice wrinkles running from one corner to the next (interior), this means that you've pulled the tent too tightly in that direction. Reposition the stakes until the floor evens out.

Looking Good--Last but certainly not least: If you've never set up your tent before, it's best to practice at home until you can do it in your sleep (bit of an exaggeration...but you know what I mean). This will save you any embarrassment later on in the 'Real World'.

TENT CARE

Keep it dry-- Never store your tent when it's wet or damp! Consequences of forgetting this cardinal rule is mildew damage and tent stink. So, dry it after use (but not in direct sunshine).

Reduce condensation build up--Sometimes condensation may become a real issue, especially in certain types of tents. One of the ways to combat this, is to spray the outside of your tent with a product like ReviveX which beads up water so it rolls off the tent's surface (think of water rolling off a duck's back). Ground Cloth--Use one. It will protect your tent bottom from protruding objects.

Sweep out your tent--accumulated dirt between your sleeping bag and the floor will gradually erode the tent floor. Sunshine--Don't leave your tent in the sun for prolonged periods--ultra-violet rays damage the tent fabric and its waterproofing capabilities. If you can, set up in the shade.

Seams--Seal them all. In this particular case, water is not your friend. Keep it out!

Transporting your tent--Constantly folding your tent the same way will eventually cause creases that will compromise its weatherproofing and ultimately crack the fabric itself. Solution? Stuff it for transportation.

Packaging of your tent--The keyword here is "carefully" (assuming you have any concern about its lifespan). Poles dent, break, chip and cords stretch. Also bear in mind that poles and stakes can tear and poke holes in the tent fabric.

TENT TYPES

The following is not an indepth treatise of the types of tents available but rather a brief review.

Dome Tents

This type of tent has a rudimentary dome shape formed by inward curving walls that meet atop at the apex. Advantages: ample headroom and ability to sit upright. Disadvantages: Two pole design leaves a significant portion of unsupported tent material restricting this type of tent's use to moderate weather conditions.

Modified Dome Tents

Same as the dome tent with a few variations: addition of more poles plus cross-section rods, as well as tapered ends. Advantages: better able to withstand harsh weather and mounting wind levels.

Pyramid Tent

In essence this is little more than a waterproof tarp staked to the ground and draped over a central pole. Advantages: easy to set up. Disadvantages: it's sheer simplicity does not accomadate for the presence of bugs and other crawlies.

Tunnel Tent

As the name suggests this type of tent is designed in the shape of a tunnel. Usually the front has the most ceiling height (just enough to sit up) and tapers towards the rear. This tent type incorporates a single or dual pole design with the longer pole upfront. Advantages: Very lightweight. Disadvantages: Design type tends towards being cramped

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-MFA@sports&outdoor

JUDO - The Art of Self-Perfection

Have you ever wondered what exactly is up with Judo? When you talk about martial arts, what comes first in your mind? This informative article can give you an insight into everything you've ever wanted to know aboHave you ever wondered what exactly is up with judo? When you talk about martial arts, what comes first in your mind?

This informative article can give you an insight into everything you've ever wanted to know about judo and martial arts.

Judo made the biggest impact in 1964 when it was first introduced into the Olympic Games. Now, it is practiced by millions of people all across the world. Judo can help students stay in shape, excel in all areas of competition, stay protected with self defense, and several other things.

There are many reasons for learning Judo. For a majority of students, Judo is practiced just for fun. Judo provides exercise, relaxation, sport, an interesting challenge, balance, coordination, self-protection and self-confidence. Although it starts out as fun for many, it quickly turns into a way of life, a burning passion if you will.

Modern Judo is a martial art based on the traditional Jujutsu fighting and self-defense techniques of Japan. It was developed by Professor Jigoro Kano from a martial art called Jujutsu (also spelled Jujitsu). He is often called the "Father of Japanese Sports." Professor Jigoro Kano eliminated some of the traditional jujutsu techniques and changed training methods so that most of the moves could be done with full force to create a decisive victory without injury.

The Japanese word "Ju" in Judo means "mild" and "natural" and "do" means "art" and "way." Judo therefore denotes "way to peace" or may be translated as "the Way of gentleness," with the implication of first giving way to ultimately gain victory.

Judo training has many forms for different interests. Some students study the traditional art and forms (kata) of Judo. Other students train for competition by sparring and entering the many tournaments that are available. Other students train for self-defense, and yet other students practice Judo for fun and recreation. Black belts are expected to learn all aspects of Judo.

The most important principle of Judo as practiced was to disturb the center of gravity of the opponent, and then pull or push in a way that the opponent cannot stand, exerting skill rather than strength, so that he might lose his equilibrium and fall heavily to the ground. A series of rules was taught respecting the different motions of feet, legs, arms, hands, the thigh and back, in order to accomplish this object.

Judo is an art, after all, a practical approach to life. Judo develops complete body control, fine balance, and fast reflexive action. Develops a keen desire to coordinate mind and body. Also, provides the means for learning self-confidence, concentration, and leadership skills, as well as physical coordination, power, and flexibility.

This is an excellent martial art - that anyone can enjoy.

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Enjoy, and in the words of Dr. Jigoro Kano:

"Before and after practicing Judo or engaging in a match, opponents bow to each other. Bowing is an expression of gratitude and respect. In effect, you are thanking your opponent for giving you the opportunity to improve your technique."

Copyright © Anne-Marie Ronsen

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Credit Repair is More Than a Right, It's Your Responsibility

The majority of Americans have errors and other unverifiable information on their credit reports that could be dragging down their credit score. Odds are good that your credit score is lower than it should be. The unfortunate thing is that odds are you will be yet another one of the millions of Americans who will continue to suffer with an unfair credit score because you will do nothing to repair your credit.

Most Americans want to believe the credit reporting system works; that people earn their bad credit and there is nothing they can do about it but wait for seven years. But study after study shows the credit reporting system frequently does not work. This is why the Fair Credit Reporting Act and other consumer protection legislation give you the right to do something about it - the right to make sure your credit score is as good as it can be.

So why is it that, though everyone has the right to dispute the negative items in their credit reports, very few people do? It certainly can't be because they don't understand the importance of a high credit score. After all, it doesn't take a genius to figure out the benefits of a good credit score when it can be the difference between paying $2,500/month and $2,000/month for the exact same house.

More likely, the reason people do not repair their credit is a mix of apathy and lack of understanding of the credit reporting system. Too many people assume the credit reporting system is some official government bureaucracy with an extensive system of checks and balances designed to ensure the safekeeping of their credit history. This couldn't be further from the truth.

The credit bureaus at the center of the credit reporting system are not official organizations. Instead, they are massive, for-profit corporations that collect personal information from your creditors and make money by selling this information in the form of your credit reports.

So now you are asking yourself, how do they ensure this information is correct? If a creditor reports something that is wrong, how do the credit bureaus make sure it doesn't end up on your credit reports?

The answer to both of these questions is: they don't. Your creditors report information, the credit bureaus record it, and for most people, the story ends there.

Nobody at the credit bureaus or in the government is going to make sure your credit reports are accurate. The way the credit reporting system is set up, there is only one person who will ever bother to check up on your credit reports - and that person is you. You are the missing, and ultimately the most important, piece of the credit reporting puzzle.

Making sure your credit score is where it should be is your responsibility and repairing your credit reports is a task you will have to initiate because no one out there will do it for you.

It is your right and your responsibility to dispute the questionable negative items in your credit reports and the sooner you start, the better. You can work to repair your credit on your own or you can enlist the help of a credit repair law firm like Lexington Law.

Whether you attempt to repair your credit on your own or with the help of a credit repair expert, by taking an active role in the credit reporting system, you can ensure your credit score is as good as it can be and that you have the advantage over the millions of people out there with bad credit who haven't taken action to do anything about it.

Lexington Law (author) is a consumer advocacy law for that focuses on credit report repair. In practice since 1991, Lexington Law has helped over 400,000 clients take control of their credit.

-MFA CORP@finance
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